I’m new to this Tumblr thing so in order to get my feet wet, I’m gonna post an email I received from a friend today I thought was really funny!!!
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
Do The Knowledge!!!! LOLOL!!!
Get at ya man Boog with your thoughts!!!